Two things hppnd. One Good and One Bad...
Bad, first...
I lost my phone on wednesday... bloody *insert curseS here*!!! 
Good:
Got my phone back today 
Story of the Day
There once was a chicken that laid two eggs
One of the egg was slightly yellow
One was slightly off-white
Each day the chicken tended her eggs
Waking up very early to keep them warm
Sleeping late to keep them from getting cold
Day after day she took care of the eggs
Three days later a farmer came and ate the chicken
The next morning the eggs hatched to become omellettes
Thank you bloody farmer
The End. |